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St. Charles at Dusk (2011)

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Written by: Sarah M. Cradit
Published by: Createspace

St. Charles at Dusk is a romance mystery novel that revolves around a spineless clueless playboy millionaire and the absolutely perfect author avatar billionaire heiress that he just can’t stop thinking about.  It is a romance in that it tells the story of these two star-crossed lovers and the inconveniences that come between them; it is a mystery in that the inconveniences that come between them involve amnesia and a presumably jealous rival’s insistence that their time together before ‘the accident’ that created their predicament is either inaccurately remembered or never existed at all.

The theme of this novel is one of memories and of lost time, the bulk of which is explored via a series of flashback sequences within flashback sequences within a larger flashback sequence when these two characters reunite after a longish furlough at the top of the book.  While they are presumably staring coldly at each other in a dimly lit room in a New Orleans mansion–something that rich people do I think–Oz the narrator brings the audience up to speed on what has happened with their on again, off again relationship over the previous 10ish years in 300 pages or less, ostensibly conveying just why this relationship happens to be special and why these two long lost lovers are not, in fact, enormous flakes.  The challenge for the audience, aside from putting this relatively simple mystery together, comes in when it has to decide whether or not two enormously wealthy people with their heads lodged so firmly up their asses and who have nothing but time on their hands to contemplate the meaning of will-they-or-won’t-they are worth the effort.

Personally, I don’t find rich people to be all that interesting.  There is a certain National Enquirer intrigue that comes with peeking into the top and seeing how the other half lives; but, in a love story especially, the wealth becomes a serious obstacle in giving a crap about people who are used to their frilly maids, their 200-room manors overlooking the plebian provinces, and the consummate navel-gazing wankery that goes with the lamentations of having a perfect (if not a tad sheltered) lifestyle.  One where character development consists of ravenous consumption of the high arts and sciences, one where any chance or risk that is taken comes with a not-so-dangerous pratfall that is lined with a million and one feathered pillows, one where every action has a meaningless consequence but must be discussed anyway because goddammit the whole bloodline might be but probably isn’t at stake.

You could say that I might be jealous of the excess and comfort and recklessness that is afforded to someone who has nothing to lose and is practically perfect already, and who wouldn’t be?  When blessed with every ample opportunity to be happy with what I have been given and what I already have, I’d probably fuck it up, too.  And that’s why I can relate somehow to the dashing millionaire playboy Oz’s dilemma of having prize after prize thrown brazenly at his feet, only to be spellbound by the obsessively beautiful and intellectually flawless Adrienne who manipulates and dominates every waking second of his life, who colors his history in such a way that to be without her he is very much a basket case.  What I can’t relate to, and probably never will, is the overblown serendipity that underlines Oz’s every action and the diminishing returns of failure after failure as he dismisses just how lucky a person he is to have everything in the world a person could possibly want but to squander every ample opportunity to better his situation because some arbitrary sense of bumbling pride.  He doesn’t suffer at the hands of his mistakes much, if at all.

Every romance novel [that I can think of off the top of my head] has some kind of obstacle that opposes the joining of two lovers in holy matrimony, and St. Charles at Dusk is no exception and even boldly offers more than one.  First, the nature of Oz and Adrienne’s relationship is contentious in that Oz comes from a family of wealthy lawyers and Adrienne comes from a family of Oz’s family’s clients, who are also good friends.  It is revealed that the client is zillionaire Charles Deschanel, and that Adrienne is one of four illegitimate heirs to the family legacy, conceived with a maid or something because he got bored with his wife.  Second, Oz and Adrienne grew up together and are separated in age by 5 years; only she is underage when their romance begins for the first time, which spells trouble for a dynasty already riddled with scandal.  Naturally, the father does not approve of the affair, even though Oz is probably the best person for her.  Third, Adrienne disappears out of the blue one day which abruptly brings the relationship to a halt.  The plot revolves around her return two or three years later, stricken with amnesia, and her quest to find herself after living in the care of some plebs, not knowing that she is the sole living heiress to a family fortune, and selfishly demolishing the emotions of every person she comes in contact with.

It is within this turmoil that the novel gains its traction.  Where did she go?  What did she do?  And why is she now deciding to find out the truth about the sixteen years of her past that have been lost to her mind at the time of her disappearance?  Unfortunately, the mystery is meandering and needlessly complicated, driven by a narrative that bounces from his point of view to hers across a spectrum of years that dissipate any tensions it aims to build with a voice that is at times brooding, at times mechanical, and at times apathetic.  This is exacerbated by the decision to fill in the blanks of Oz’s first person narrative with patches of Adrienne’s third person narrative to better supplement his story.  If this move was meant to throw the audience off the scent, it certainly isn’t obvious in retrospect. Further gumming up the works are the descriptions of the various provinces and set pieces around New Orleans that are detailed but feel abstract or obligatory.  A limited cast of auxiliary characters is introduced throughout and they are interesting in their own right, but are also not used to their fullest potential and kind of just discarded nonchalantly when they are no longer a need or a threat.

So is a man and a woman coming together who have everything in the world and nothing but time, convenience, and opportunity, something to get really intrigued by?  I guess it’s a matter of perspective.  Some people completely dig the fantasy of romance and true love and ultimate happiness, that two characters that were imagined for each other can overcome tumultuous odds stacked heavily against their favor, regardless of whether or not these characters could ever be considered ‘real.’  St. Charles at Dusk is a story about love–at the very least there is love in it–but there is something lacking here, some real tragedy, some real grit, that holds back its ambition.  I could not say that it swayed me to behold love and all that that entails in a certain way, but I could say that it has left me disappointed in myself for not having been born into a life of uninhibited perfection.

C+

P.S. I’d like to thank a redditor for the term ‘navel-gazing wankery.’ I’m trying to find your comment sir and credit you properly, but I can’t find it and I’m sorry. 😦

Choice Passages

“She pulled off the cloak and carelessly tossed it across the back of my leather sofa in the sitting room. Neurotically, I was one step behind her, wiping the raindrops off of the couch and hanging her cover on the oak coat rack, where it belonged.”

“The more time I spent dating, the less time I gave my personal studies. The behavior that had once defined me slowly became less a part of me until there was no room left for it all.”

“She was absolutely, without a doubt, the smartest human being I had ever known … She had also studied ancient history in her father’s expansive library at Ophélie, and like me, had longed to find someone who found it worthwhile … It was painful for Adrienne to be forced to remain in this world of children when mentally she had already checked out of it.”

“‘Why apologize for what I am?’ she told me later when I asked her why she was often not more delicate with those she loved, more sensitive to the insecurities of others. I apologized for things I was responsible for as well as the things I wasn’t. I was stuck in a perpetual pattern of second-guessing everything I ever did, saying sorry for things that weren’t really my fault.” (Note: Adrienne is 11 and not very adorable in this sequence.)

“‘But,’ I continued, ‘Sometimes I wonder if there isn’t something else out there that I would have been better at. Perhaps even something that would make me happier than this. Yet, if I did that, if I went out and searched for whatever that was, what would my father think? He’s always given me everything I could ever need or ask for and never asked anything in return.”


Beyond the Black Rainbow (2011)

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Beyond the Black Rainbow is an indie mystery sci-fi thriller about a guy running a mysterious sci-fi facility in the 80s who is crazy for some mysterious reason. The facility is staffed by approximately 3 people who watch over a mysterious girl day and night because of some mysterious connection the guy has with her. As the movie progresses, the purpose of the guy and the facility are revealed in addition to why the girl is there… but not much else.

This film is incredibly challenging. It holds its mystery cards very close to its proverbial movie vest and when it decides to reveal anything about what the fuck is going on or tell us why we should give two shits, it does so very begrudgingly. It reminds me of someone attempting to reconstruct themselves from sunburnt skin peelings, to be honest; and while “true” sci-fi fans might gravitate toward its abstract ideas of mind control through machinery and otherworldly perverse utopian symbolisms, casual viewers might be turned off by its incredibly dull pace and pretentiously bizarre art direction.

I cannot recommend Beyond the Black Rainbow. The biggest problem I have with this film is that while its tense psychological moments are really well done, these moments aren’t clearly connected to what is happening anywhere else in the film very intuitively. It is too protective with the secrets it holds, opting instead to dazzle the audience with bizarre camera tricks and angles to suggest that things aren’t what they seem, or even that its story has a purpose. Why is Elana in the facility? What is her connection to the facility and its researcher(s)? Why is she so frustratingly weak and powerless even during certain times where adrenaline would be coursing through her veins, helping her resolve her terrible situation? What does she have that crazy madman scientist guy wants? What’s the deal with the scrapbook full of pictures of penises and vaginas? Why is crazy madman scientist crazy? What is the point of this movie? All these questions are answered in there somewhere, with each answer being more abstract and confounding than the last.

Give it a try if you feel up to the challenge. Then, you can come back here and tell me what the fuck just happened.

D

Winter’s Bone (2010)

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Winter’s Bone is a mystery, thriller, and indie movie all rolled up into one spectacularly boring package starring Jennifer Lawrence as a 17 year-old family caregiver in BFE, Missouri.  The mystery revolves around her attempts to locate her deadbeat dad, who put their house up for bail and skipped town.  She is met with incredible hostility from the locals who do not wish to get involved with her search for him and pretty much has the support of no one in a race to find out the truth before the authorities kick her entire family to the curb because yeah the government is very interested in seeing what happens when a bunch of minors are forced to live like Bear Grylls.

Apparently this movie, like, won awards or something?  It truly is an exercise in tedium; Jennifer tries her best to give a good performance, which is good because she really is the best part of this movie.  The rest of it is fucking dull.  At no point did I give a crap about her dad’s history or what happened to him, pretty much the entire supporting cast wants to kick the shit out her for asking questions or no reason, and the upticks in tension offered underwhelming resolution with unclear consequences.  In the end, not a whole lot happens and the movie simply drowns in a cesspool of lameness.  I suspect the screenplay looked good on paper and all the interesting stuff was left on the cutting room floor or handwaved as too complicated to use.

D+

The Girl From the Naked Eye (2012)

The Girl From the Naked Eye is a film-noir-kind-of-kung-fu movie about a guy who works for a pretty seedy outfit called The Naked Eye.  It’s a brothel or a night club or something.  I know how you all like brothels.

It kicks off with an unsolved mystery: some girl is found dead in her apartment.  The guy, an expert Tekken streetfighter and also her personal bodyguard, resolves to uncover the truth about her murder whilst using his fisticuffs to murder the shit out of most of the club’s staff until the answer is found.  I feel kind of sorry for those guys; they’re just trying to make their way in this topsy-turvy world.  Who does this asshole think he is?  Some kind of Liu Kang or something?

[This is the part where my brain tries to rationalize what I’m feeling.]

Anyways, the film is mostly forgettable and definitely feels like a baby’s first Bruce Lee movie.  The characters aren’t all that interesting and I felt a nagging disconnection from Jake’s (the lead) situation.  The fight choreography felt manufactured and boring.  Also, the actors looked like they were just practicing their roles for some other movie.  Having said that,I think it’s a decent effort for what it is that could lead to something great for these filmmakers and I really hope they succeed.  With a little more passion, I think they will.

C+